Don't you send me to vm
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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