its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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