what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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