Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
