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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.

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  Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?

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  Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.

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