I just cut my nipple shaving
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???