no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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