I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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