i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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