if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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