I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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