Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
