I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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