JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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