Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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