Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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