i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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