A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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