I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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