Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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