it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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