...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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