Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
