question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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