Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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