u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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