How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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