no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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