I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There's always time for handjobs
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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