glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
pray to the hookup gods
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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