The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
