You surviving the open bar?
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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