Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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