god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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