He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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