There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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