East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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