So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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