Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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