your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize