it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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