I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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