I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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