Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think my tv is drunk
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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