Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He passed out mid-signature
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
