Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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