maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Im part way to drunk.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
