We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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