Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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