I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Randomize
