DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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