I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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