Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
