Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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