This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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