He is an equal opportunity slut.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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