why didn't you poke me back
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
