Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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