I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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