there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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